While that axiom is fairly insulting to Krakoa, here in this reality, it’s true. And while I may be able to do a great many things, there’s obviously just some stuff I am not qualified to handle.

That’s where my staff come in — a crack team of individuals who are both the best and lowest-paid in their fields.

Sunshine: SUPERSWANK! Intern, Mellow Dog, Adorable Snuggle-Muffin

Sunshine: Classy GentlemanPart site mascot, part sidekick, Sunshine operates as eT3.io’s intern. His lack of opposable thumbs often hinders his ability to file things or answer the phone or do much more than sit around and look adorable, but his ability to be super-adorable is 99% of why he was hired in the first place.

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