I fear this is going to go the way of the Seinfeld/Gates Microsoft commercials that went nowhere, but given that Robert Downey Jr. has more charisma in his pinky toenail than a Jerry Seinfeld clone army, maybe this’ll work.

Full disclosure: When I went to BiSC, I won a prize-pack from HTC that included some Beats headphones and a battery pack charger and an adorable stuffed Android mascot. Fuller disclosure: The only Android phone I ever owned was an HTC Incredible, which I got because I knew HTC made solid phones back before I won stuff, so I’ve been a fan of the brand for a while.